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1 Funny, Inspirational, etc. Quotes! on Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:23 pm

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This is where you will post about your favorite quotes or some random quotes that you like.

Here are some that I really like:

"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think."

"Roses are red, Violets are Blue, God made me pretty, What happened to you?" - Yuki-chan


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2 Re: Funny, Inspirational, etc. Quotes! on Sat Sep 13, 2008 5:53 am

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3 Re: Funny, Inspirational, etc. Quotes! on Sat Sep 13, 2008 11:38 am

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I like these :

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. -- A. Whitney Brown

Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. -- F. P. Jones

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right. -- Ashleigh Brilliant

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4 Re: Funny, Inspirational, etc. Quotes! on Mon Sep 22, 2008 5:34 pm

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"Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft ... and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor." -Werner von Braun

"Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy." -Joseph Campbell

"Kind words do not cost much. Yet they accomplish much." -Blaise Pascal

"You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going." -P. J. O'Rourke

"All children are artists. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up." -Pablo Picasso

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5 Re: Funny, Inspirational, etc. Quotes! on Tue Sep 23, 2008 12:52 am

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"Don't endure something stupid; dodge it" -- My motto/fav quote!
"If it walks like a duck, looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, it must be a duck." -- This one is so =.= that's it's just cool to me. LOL
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." -- A famous person said that, but I forgot who... but it's cute. angel

And this is our group of friends' motto in school:
"I am a mushroom. I grow in dark corners." -- Yep, we're quite... erm, how should I say this? But it's cool.


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6 Re: Funny, Inspirational, etc. Quotes! on Tue Sep 23, 2008 5:26 pm

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I don't know if any of these have been posted yet, but I'll go ahead with my quotes.

"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tommorow." - Albert Einstien. That's my inspiration.

"The word of the day is legs, let's go home and spread the word." I cracked up so hard when my friend said that to me. I guess it would be more of a pick up line, but it could go either way.

Speaking of perverted jokes, my friend also used another one on me. It caught me totally of guard.

Dan (my buddy): "Did you join the Jazz Club?"
Me: "Er... I don't play an instrument."
Dan: "You can play MY instrument." *wink wink*

I was so surprised because he used it in school, in the hallway. I choked on laughter and the teacher came over asking me what was wrong. Like I would tell the teacher that my friend just asked me to... If you don't get the joke you certainly won't get the definition from me!

Another joke a friend told me was.

Kara: Wanna hear a dirty joke?
Me: Why not?
Kara: John fell into the puddle of mud.
Me: Hahaha. (Not a real laugh, obviously)
Kara: Wanna hear a clean joke?
Me: Okay.
Kara: John took a bath with bubbles.
Me: Haha?
Kara: Wanna hear a dirty joke?
Me: *rolls eyes* Go ahead.
Kara: Bubbles is the next door neighbor.

It's a little long but at the time it was hilarious.

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7 Re: Funny, Inspirational, etc. Quotes! on Fri Sep 26, 2008 7:07 pm

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Hahhaha your buddy is funny!! My friends make dirty jokes all the time. Sometimes i do it but i don't notice it. like if i say something my friends start laughing and say "that's what she said". Dude i hate it when they say that because it is soo old!!

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8 Re: Funny, Inspirational, etc. Quotes! on Mon Sep 29, 2008 8:01 am

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"I didn't fall in love with her, she just grew on me. Like mold".

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9 Re: Funny, Inspirational, etc. Quotes! on Mon Sep 29, 2008 6:22 pm

well today in AP chemistry my teacher was writing on the board standar Presure and one atm(STP0 and by mistake he wrote STD and then a girl ask what is STD and another one answers a sexually transimited virus.

i dont think many people get this but it was funny ain chemistry and it made my day.

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10 Re: Funny, Inspirational, etc. Quotes! on Thu Oct 02, 2008 2:02 am

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vampire_nymph wrote:This is where you will post about your favorite quotes or some random quotes that you like.

Here are some that I really like:

"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think."

"Roses are red, Violets are Blue, God made me pretty, What happened to you?" - Yuki-chan


by the way I really love this smilies being slapped

lol LOL nice one vampire

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I like them yeah

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11 Re: Funny, Inspirational, etc. Quotes! on Sun Oct 05, 2008 10:40 pm

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''guys are like busses they come every 5 min.''

true true yeah but sometimes their geeky and are very bad at not telling you they lieke you thats why it takes me longer give up

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