Grant A Wish

Ok this game is called grant a wish. Basically, you're supposed to grant a wish made by somebody. But the twist is, you're suppose to turn it into something bad.

Eg:

Me1: I wish that I ruled the world.
Me2: Wish granted. You rule the world. However, the job is so taxing, that you can't handle all the stress and end up committing suicide by stabbing yourself with a teddy bear.

Yup! Tha's how you do it! The funnier the better! So let's get going!

So I'll start first.

I wish that I owned a zoo.

Wish granted. You own a zoo and when you go eat your lunch, you're so happy that you don't notice how 2 exotic baby cockroaches have gotten out and crawled on your sandwich, so you end up eating it. (... I hope you don't actually LIKE eating them, or else this would be pointless)

Anyway,
I wish I could be a stuffed toy.

Granted but you turn back to a human in a hour

I wish I had tons of movies to watch

Granted, but then you watch the movies 24/7 not doing anything else, in return you DIE.

I wish I can fly.

Granted! You can fly but the things is you can't control it so you will be fly to outer space then into the Sun and you will slowly burn while nearing the Sun until you die..

I wish to have all the money in the world..

Wish granted. You have all the money in the world!

However, because you have all the money in the world, nobody else has any money therefore money is useless and the currency/thing-used-to-pay-for-whatever becomes crabs, and you have not a single one. Yay!

I wish socks were edible.

Granted, socks are edible...but then some are poisonous and you have a serious case of food poisoning and you suffer the pain.

I wish there was no school.

Granted. There is no school, but in return everyone has to work to make little plastic things which go on the top of toy aliens. Then the aliens get angry and invade and they take you to outer space because you were the one who wished for no school.
Oh yeah, and you get too close to the sun and die.

I wish that my computer was made of candy.

Wish granted. Your computer is made out of candy! However 3 terrible things happen.
1) You licked it and found that you loved it! So you licked it until it's nearly gone.
2) Some (red) ants also found your delicious laptop and decided to have a vacation there. Unfortunately, while you were licking it so... ><
3) It got really hot and sunny one Saturday afternoon and the whole thing melted. MUAHAHAHA.

Oops! There goes your laptop!

And wish?

(NOOO MY COMPUTER!!!)

Haha! I didn't make a wish. xD

Okok. I wish that I'll remember to make a wish.

Wish granted but then you wish to become dumb

I wish I was a actor

Wish granted. You are a very famous actor, but for one scene, they can't find a double, although it's important to take the scene right now, so they get you to do it yourself. And of course, as these bad luck things go, the rope breaks and you fall and crack your head.

I wish I could talk to animals.

wish granted. but then, everybody will think you're a weird person and ending up alienating you.

I wish i can stop and turn back time

Wish granted. You turn back time but can't control it so you replay over and over your most embarrassing moment.

I wish I could draw.

Wish Granted. but how would you be able to get ppl attention if u could only draw.

i wish all my favorite manga could be published in english